9 Hades pizza recs
Aug. 4th, 2021 07:37 amPossibly my favorite pairing in "Hades" fandom: Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus. I have occasionally seen it called P/Z/A, which is admittedly shorter but also impossible not to pronounce 'pizza' in my head.
i'm hoping you will see yourself (like I see you) by
bibliomaniac
27k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, pining, getting together
Summary: After Zagreus' mother moves back home, everything is supposed to be okay. His dad still doesn't care about him, but that's normal enough. He's still trying to break out of the Underworld, but that's allowed now. Achilles and Patroclus still don't love him, but that's—well—he's trying to be okay with that. Really.
It would be easier, though, if they allowed him to keep his space from them, and stopped asking him to sit down with them for a chat, and didn't keep asking after that invitation to their house they extended a while ago that he's been avoiding.
He's trying not to be in their way, so why won't they let him?
(aka: Zagreus thinks he's getting in the newly-reunited couple's way but his attempts at avoidance aren't going so well, Achilles feels bad about lying to Zagreus by implying that he wasn't in love with him, Patroclus meddles, But It's Ok Because They All End Up Havin' Sex!
Why I like it: The summary is lying – the sex doesn't magically fix everything, even though it's very nice. This one has insecure!Zag and plenty of feelings and smut.
dust by
stelladown
113k, Achilles/Zagreus, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, canon-divergent AU, finished series (2 completed main works and 1 extra)
Summary of "come to dust": "You're so much like him, you know. Gentle, despite everything."
Achilles risks his contract to help Zagreus escape.
His punishment leaves him trapped inside a past Zagreus barely understands.
The way out forces them to confront all their secrets.
"to dust we shall return": Achilles is free from his contract. He's not free from his past.
While Patroclus tries to bring him back to himself, Zagreus just wants to know where they stand.
Why I like it: So much delicious angst! Plus plot, smut, and plenty of feelings.
On Gifting Traditions in the Unterworld by
Crownofpins
30k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, getting together
Summary: There are many nuances to the culture of the realm of the dead that Achilles has yet to fully grasp. As with all things, though, better understanding does come with time.
Why I like it: A lovely slow courtship/seduction with bonus smut.
Where a Bird Should Choose to Roost by
HurricanesWriting
34k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, getting together
Summary: As it so happens, relationships work much the same way below the earth as they did upon its surface; they rely upon giving and accepting. Patroclus needs to remember how to give. Achilles needs to remember how to accept. And Zagreus needs to slow down enough to manage either.
Why I like it: This is very sweet, a good look at the characters and good communication and just overall lovely.
Lessons in Love by
Luddleston
29k, Achilles/Zagreus/Patroclus, PWP, series (2 completed works)
Summary of "A Well-Rounded Education": Achilles has been teaching Zagreus how to handle a sword for years. Now, it's time for a very different sort of lesson.
"A Hands-On Approach": Patroclus would like Zagreus to show off what Achilles taught him.
Why I like it: Very enjoyable smut.
Our Beloved Stranger by
Luddleston
9.2k, Patroclus/Zagreus/Achilles, mostly smut
Summary: "I missed you with the whole of my heart," Achilles said, taking Pat's face in his hand, tracing his cheekbone with his thumb. "I spent so long so deep in sorrow. That's why I didn't."
"That's why I did."
Achilles learns that Patroclus has a much more intimate relationship with Zagreus than he'd imagined. Patroclus learns that Achilles has spent all his time in the House of Hades not making a move. This obviously must be remedied, but not before Patroclus gives up every detail.
Why I like it: This is hot and I enjoyed it.
A God Among Men by
bladespark
33k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, mostly smut (series, 4 completed works)
Summary: Zagreus is a god, sure, but he's not above loving (and doing *other* things) with mortals. Especially not when it's Patroclus and Achilles, pretty much his favorite mortals ever.
Why I like it: This is hot and I enjoyed it. Especially part 3, there is not enough fic with Zagreus being worshipped as a god for my taste.
The Messenger by
ActualHurry
6.8k, Achilles/Zagreus/Patroclus, "messages"
Summary: Achilles asks Zagreus to deliver something to Patroclus for him.
Why I like it: This might be my favorite trope for the pairing.
Room for the Weak by
surveycorpsjean
17k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, pining
Summary: It's a bit ironic that the god of life should fall for the dead.
Why I like it: Sometimes I'm in the mood for OTT pining.
Preview: I haven't decided yet how to divide up the next few recs – either some focusing on female characters, or some rarer characters/pairings, or some sad ones, or something completely random. (I take suggestions.) The Zag/Than list isn't ready yet.
i'm hoping you will see yourself (like I see you) by
27k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, pining, getting together
Summary: After Zagreus' mother moves back home, everything is supposed to be okay. His dad still doesn't care about him, but that's normal enough. He's still trying to break out of the Underworld, but that's allowed now. Achilles and Patroclus still don't love him, but that's—well—he's trying to be okay with that. Really.
It would be easier, though, if they allowed him to keep his space from them, and stopped asking him to sit down with them for a chat, and didn't keep asking after that invitation to their house they extended a while ago that he's been avoiding.
He's trying not to be in their way, so why won't they let him?
(aka: Zagreus thinks he's getting in the newly-reunited couple's way but his attempts at avoidance aren't going so well, Achilles feels bad about lying to Zagreus by implying that he wasn't in love with him, Patroclus meddles, But It's Ok Because They All End Up Havin' Sex!
Why I like it: The summary is lying – the sex doesn't magically fix everything, even though it's very nice. This one has insecure!Zag and plenty of feelings and smut.
dust by
113k, Achilles/Zagreus, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, canon-divergent AU, finished series (2 completed main works and 1 extra)
Summary of "come to dust": "You're so much like him, you know. Gentle, despite everything."
Achilles risks his contract to help Zagreus escape.
His punishment leaves him trapped inside a past Zagreus barely understands.
The way out forces them to confront all their secrets.
"to dust we shall return": Achilles is free from his contract. He's not free from his past.
While Patroclus tries to bring him back to himself, Zagreus just wants to know where they stand.
Why I like it: So much delicious angst! Plus plot, smut, and plenty of feelings.
On Gifting Traditions in the Unterworld by
30k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, getting together
Summary: There are many nuances to the culture of the realm of the dead that Achilles has yet to fully grasp. As with all things, though, better understanding does come with time.
Why I like it: A lovely slow courtship/seduction with bonus smut.
Where a Bird Should Choose to Roost by
34k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, getting together
Summary: As it so happens, relationships work much the same way below the earth as they did upon its surface; they rely upon giving and accepting. Patroclus needs to remember how to give. Achilles needs to remember how to accept. And Zagreus needs to slow down enough to manage either.
Why I like it: This is very sweet, a good look at the characters and good communication and just overall lovely.
Lessons in Love by
29k, Achilles/Zagreus/Patroclus, PWP, series (2 completed works)
Summary of "A Well-Rounded Education": Achilles has been teaching Zagreus how to handle a sword for years. Now, it's time for a very different sort of lesson.
"A Hands-On Approach": Patroclus would like Zagreus to show off what Achilles taught him.
Why I like it: Very enjoyable smut.
Our Beloved Stranger by
9.2k, Patroclus/Zagreus/Achilles, mostly smut
Summary: "I missed you with the whole of my heart," Achilles said, taking Pat's face in his hand, tracing his cheekbone with his thumb. "I spent so long so deep in sorrow. That's why I didn't."
"That's why I did."
Achilles learns that Patroclus has a much more intimate relationship with Zagreus than he'd imagined. Patroclus learns that Achilles has spent all his time in the House of Hades not making a move. This obviously must be remedied, but not before Patroclus gives up every detail.
Why I like it: This is hot and I enjoyed it.
A God Among Men by
33k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, mostly smut (series, 4 completed works)
Summary: Zagreus is a god, sure, but he's not above loving (and doing *other* things) with mortals. Especially not when it's Patroclus and Achilles, pretty much his favorite mortals ever.
Why I like it: This is hot and I enjoyed it. Especially part 3, there is not enough fic with Zagreus being worshipped as a god for my taste.
The Messenger by
6.8k, Achilles/Zagreus/Patroclus, "messages"
Summary: Achilles asks Zagreus to deliver something to Patroclus for him.
Why I like it: This might be my favorite trope for the pairing.
Room for the Weak by
17k, Achilles/Patroclus/Zagreus, pining
Summary: It's a bit ironic that the god of life should fall for the dead.
Why I like it: Sometimes I'm in the mood for OTT pining.
Preview: I haven't decided yet how to divide up the next few recs – either some focusing on female characters, or some rarer characters/pairings, or some sad ones, or something completely random. (I take suggestions.) The Zag/Than list isn't ready yet.