Write every day! - March 2026 - Day 4
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Absolute Martian Manhunter #8
Mar. 4th, 2026 02:04 pm
I have indirectly heard that Grant Morrison said they like Absolute Martian Manhunter and to me that makes us married. -- Deniz Camp
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FIC: Entrance protocol (Tempestuous Tours)
Mar. 4th, 2026 05:17 pmThe protocol for entering the palace changes from time to time, so I can only offer a general outline. If your business is with the court or council, you should present yourself and your credentials to the guards at the southern gate of the outer wall of the palace. It is best to arrange beforehand for your visit. If this not possible, or if you cannot provide an exact time for your arrival, expect to wait as your credentials are sent into the palace to be checked.
Normally, you will be provided with an escort into the palace. If you arrive at a time before the palace begins its day, you will be expected to make your own way to the eastern gate of the inner wall. There your credentials will be inspected again, along with any document that the palace has sent out, permitting your entrance. You will then be allowed to enter the inner wall and make your approach to the palace itself.
The palace being located atop a high hill, you will find yourself faced with the steepest and longest set of stairs in the world. Pace yourself. You may wish to bring refreshments to partake of at the halfway mark.
At the top of the stairs, once you have recovered your breath, you should show your credentials and palace document to the guards at the gate, holding them up for inspection. The guards may not appear to look at you or even notice you. Do not be deceived. Those are real spears they are holding across the doorway.
If the guards grant you entrance, they will lift the spears. If they do not, you must retreat to the palace's inner wall and determine there what the problem is.
Assuming you manage to pass all these barriers, you will find yourself in the entryway to the palace. You will be guided at this point through the remaining stages of reception, which vary according to your rank and status. At some point, however, you will be let loose from Emor's protocol and permitted to take your own path. Let us start with a general introduction to the Chara's palace.
[Translator's note: This breathtakingly long procedure can be cut short if you possess the right credentials, as can be seen in Breached Boundaries.]
[ SECRET POST #6998 ]
Mar. 4th, 2026 04:22 pm⌈ Secret Post #6998 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 15 secrets from Secret Submission Post #999.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
PSA
Mar. 4th, 2026 04:55 pmPlease consider access-locking your entries for now, to honour her wishes.
Hugs to all of you. <333
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Made it all the way through the February Go-Pass!
Mar. 4th, 2026 02:25 pmDid y'all make it to the end of the Go-Pass too? Do you have advice for completing them more reliably?
Skyjacks Episode: 304
Mar. 4th, 2026 06:34 pmThe captain's counsel and willing rescued folks meet in Bathroom Barry's office to discuss some privileged information. Braith and his parents depart with the Goose. Gable and many on the crew have a philosophical discussion about angel feathers.
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In Memphis, on Valentine's Day
Mar. 4th, 2026 12:22 pmFandom Trumps Hate Auction!
Mar. 4th, 2026 01:12 pm2 Rec lists from events I recently took part in
Mar. 4th, 2026 01:51 pmBitesize Erotic Horror Flash Exchange Recs
Warning for disturbing topics as the topic of this flash exchange was Erotic HorrorFandoms featured in this list:
- The forbidden book
- NoPixel
- Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon (Song)
- In a Week - Hozier (Song)
Candy Hearts Exchange 2026 Rec List
Fandoms featured in this list:
- Teen Wolf
- Carmilla- J. Sheridan Le Fanu
- Doctor Who (2005)
- Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
- Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
- Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
- Torchwood
- Venom
- Heated Rivalry
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Serve
Mar. 4th, 2026 11:20 am
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I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.
Today's News:
Peek-A-WHO?!
Mar. 4th, 2026 02:00 pmSometimes when I'm bemoaning the fact that most cakes today are just plastic flotsam delivery vehicles...
Here's your cake, enjoy! Just don't try to eat that thing. Or that one. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that.
...Or that.
...I remember there's a REASON bakers rely so heavily on flotsam and toys:
Nemo? More like Ne-NO, am I right?
[Ba-dum-CHA!]
I... I think this is supposed to be Spider-Man:
Hold me.
Now, see, this would have been perfect if the customer had actually ASKED for a zombie-fied Spongebob:
As it is, I'm pretty sure little Levi needs therapy now.
This Darth Vader cookie is so ridiculously pathetic that I actually kind of love it:
(At least, I hope it's Vader. If not, then I'm never getting those thirty seconds of squinting back. Never EVER, you guys.)
Seriously, it's so bad I want to hug it.
And I like how the baker just gave up on the other cookie cakes, like she was all, "YOU GET VADER OR YOU GET NOTHING."
And finally, let's end with a little mystery:
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
Please, you guys, I have to know.
It says "Where Kermet," so of course my first thought was Kermit the Frog. But it's blonde and has four eyes with a giant red clown nose. Or is the red thing its mouth? And why "Where Kermet?" Where Kermet what? Where he stores his wigs? Where he met his untimely demise?
I went back to Holly J.'s original e-mail, seeking answers, and was delighted to find she'd included a few more angles of the mystery:
....
Well, THAT clears things ups, doesn't it? 0.o
Hang on. Holly says she thinks this is... MISS PIGGY!? Really? I mean, I guess she must be right, but... How. HOW. How is this possible?
I will not rest until I have answers!
Or until I get tired. Or John gets back with our burritos.
But otherwise, TOTALLY NOT RESTING.
Thanks to Sabrina, Kristen O., Sean K., Patrice D., Tori S., & Holly J. for pointing out today's character flaws. We know it's only because you care, guys.
*****
P.S. Good news, there's a Volume 2!
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II
This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.
*****
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Culture Club: Fanfic: Six Hats and a Suitcase
Mar. 4th, 2026 09:47 amFandom: Culture Club
Pairing: Boy George/Jon Moss
Rating: G
Length: 955 words
Content notes: N/A
Author notes: This was so fun to write. I love these two so much.
Written for: Challenge 508 - Anticipation
Summary: George is packing like he's emigrating, Jon is pretending not to panic about how much he cares. Four days before their first holiday together, the flat is full of hats, silk shirts, and things neither of them are quite ready to say out loud. Domestic chaos, soft glances, one suitcase, and the quiet realization that this might be something real.
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WIP Challenge Check-in, Day 4 -- Wednesday
Mar. 4th, 2026 08:38 amDid you write?
- Yes!
- No!
- Not yet!
If yes, what kind of writerly activity did you engage in? How do you feel about it?
If no, what were the obstacles/situations that affected your writerly pursuits? What will you do differently tomorrow to get more writing done?
If not yet, because the day hasn't gotten going yet, what kind of writing activity are you planning (or hoping) to accomplish?
FTH offerings - Bidding open
Mar. 4th, 2026 06:54 amMy offering page is over here and as a reminder I'm offering up to 5k of Hetalia, Promare, and basically any fandom I've written before.
The list of all fandoms is over here if you want to see what else is on offer.
Very excited! I haven't done much browsing yet; only bid on one thing, and was outbid almost immediately. Will have to take a closer look once I have a moment. :V

